Part 1: Barry tells the Legends about Flashpoint
Sara: tell us what?
Me: Barry has nothing to tell you. Cisco's just saying nonsense
Barry: Let me do the talking. Jax and professor Stein found a message from me in the future saying right now i can't be trusted
Sara: why would future you say that?
Me: it doesn't matter. Let's continue training
Sara: shut up let Barry talk!
Me: damn it!
Barry: i think because i went back in time and i changed some lives when i got back
Supergirl: some lives like who?
Barry: Cisco, Iris, Wally, caitlin, Matias [that's my name] and Diggle
Diggle: me? What happened?
Oliver: apparently you had a daughter
Diggle: i had a daughter Barry?
Barry: Baby John was baby Sara
Diggle: so you just erased a daughter from my life?
Me: Hey shut up you piece of a stupid idiot Barry didn't do it on purpose so you have no right to be angry at him! Barry accidentally killed my parents but I'm not angry at him because he didn't do it on purpose so please shut the hell up
Sara: stay out of it! This is between Barry and us! [To Barry] You can't just go back in time and change things like that Barry
Me: are you deaf Sara?! I just said to the stupid idiot of Diggle he didn't do it on purpose and that he has no right to be angry so shut the hell up you too!
Sara: how many times do i have to tell you to stay out of it?!
Ray (to Barry): after spending 8 months correcting timelines you just decided to create 1 of your own?
Me: Let me tell you something Legends! Barry didn't do any of that on purpose so you have no right to be angry at him you bunch of selfish idiots!
Jax (to himself): we should've told them before
Sara: of course you should! Do you realize what Barry did to Matias' dumb parents just because he missed his?!
Supergirl: Sara that was so cruel!
Me: this will teach you not to insult my family ever again!
I push Sara to the ground and i punch her face a lot of times and after i finish her face is bleeding
Barry: good punch Matias!
Me: thank you!
Felicity: guys the president is in danger
Barry: You guys go I'll sit this one out and get the president [everybody who is angry at Barry starts to leave and Barry turns to Supergirl] You still trust me right?
Supergirl: I'll always trust you but it will take more to convince them
Oliver: Hey guys this is crazy! Hey i won't go without Barry!
Diggle: then you stay here Oliver
Me: yes he'll stay here like me. [To the Legends] get the hell out of here Legends! And if you die in the war i won't go to your funerals you bunch of selfish idiots! I hope you die for being angry at Barry!
Barry: Hey that was amazing! I wish i had the courage to say that to the Legends
Me: yes you should have it. Well I'll talk to Cisco. [I turn to Cisco] you're such a stupid meddler do you know it Cisco?!
Cisco: what?! They needed to know that!
Me: yes but not now and because of your meddling, stupid and selfish actions Barry lost almost all of his allies! And i hope you die in that war for bullying Barry for accidentally killing your brother
I turn to Barry and those who aren't angry at him
Me: who wants to go to Big belly burger?!
Barry and everybody who isn't angry at him: me!
Me: ok let's go
Part 2: Barry, Oliver, Supergirl and i go to Big belly burger
Right after the Legends left, Barry, everybody who isn't angry at him and i were preparing to go to Big belly burger after i suggested it but Cisco tried to go too
Barry: no Cisco after bullying me for a whole week you lost the right to go! You're out of team Flash!
Cisco turns to me
Cisco: tell Barry to re-hire me now!
Me: no Cisco i won't! Barry is right! You lost the right to go! Also you're no longer my friend and i hope you die!
Cisco starts to cry and leaves
Me: Barry i think you should block Cisco in every app you have him as a friend. You should also block Diggle and the Legends
Barry: ok I'll do that
Barry does everything i told him to do but he also kicks him out from groups of WhatsApp and Messenger of the team and we go to Big belly burger. While i was eating a cheeseburger with french fries and drinking a regular coke in the same table as Barry, Oliver and Supergirl my cellphone vibrated with a notification from WhatsApp
Barry: why are you using your cellphone?
Me: because Cisco is bothering me telling me to tell you to re-hire him to team Flash but i won't do it. I'll block him on WhatsApp so he can't talk to me never again
Barry: good idea!
I block Cisco on WhatsApp
Me: well problem solved. Let's continue eating
My cellphone vibrates again but this time with a notification from Messenger and it's Cisco again
Me: damn it! Cisco's so annoying!
Oliver: what does he want now?
Me: he isn't now only telling me to tell Barry to re-hire him to team Flash but he's also demanding me to unblock him on WhatsApp
Supergirl: well block him there too
I block Cisco on Messenger
Me: well Cisco can't talk to me never again
This time not only my cellphone vibrates but Oliver's and Supergirl's too
Me: damn it! We can never eat in peace! Now the members of the Legends who are angry at Barry are telling me to unblock Cisco from WhatsApp
Oliver: and Cisco is telling me to tell Barry to re-hire him to team Flash
Supergirl: me too Oliver
Me: well block them
Oliver, Supergirl and i block everybody who is angry at Barry
Me: well we can finally eat in peace and quiet!
Part 3: Cisco, Diggle, Sara, Ray and Mick try to kill me
Right after we finished eating our meals at Big belly burger while being annoyed by Cisco, Diggle, Sara, Ray and Mick through our phones, Barry, Oliver, Supergirl and i travelled to star city to sleep at Oliver's house and after the Legends defeated the dominators Cisco, Diggle, Sara, Ray and Mick travelled there in the waverider and they stayed at Diggle's house. Next day while Barry, Oliver, Supergirl, Thea, Felicity and i were having breakfast at Oliver's house someone knocked the door
Me: who is it?
Thea: I'll open the door
Thea opens the door to see Cisco, Diggle, Sara, Ray and Mick with angry faces
Thea: what the hell are you doing here? If you came here to tell Barry, Oliver, Supergirl and Matias to unblock you on every app where they blocked you they won't do it. [She turns to Cisco] and Cisco, Barry won't re-hire you to team Flash
Diggle: we actually came here so Matias apologizes to us for insulting us
Sara: i also want him to apologize to me for punching me
Cisco: and yeah we also came here for those 2 things you mentioned
Oliver: Speedy who is it?
Thea: The idiots who annoyed you at Big belly burger yesterday
Cisco: tell Barry to re-hire me to team Flash right now, tell Matias to apologize to us for insulting us and unblock us on every app where you blocked us!
Oliver: no Cisco i won't do any of that! And now we're having breakfast so leave us the hell alone! And Sara you deserved to be punched and i wish you'd stayed dead!
Thea: yeah Sara, I'm starting to regret having brought you back to life
Felicity: let's get inside Oliver. Don't listen to that bunch of selfish idiots
Oliver, Thea and Felicity close the door and they return to the table
Barry: who was it?
Supergirl: it was Cisco, Diggle, Sara, Ray and Mick. They were here to tell us to unblock them on every app where we blocked them and to tell you to re-hire you to team Flash
Me: Let me guess. They also want me to apologize to them for insulting them
Oliver: yes. But don't worry they're good people. They won't try to kill you just for insulting them
Cisco, Sara, Ray and Mick get into the house using a portal made by Cisco and Mick points his flamethrower at me
Mick: apologize to us if you don't want to die!
Me: never!
Mick: well…
Barry stabs his hand on Mick's back
Sara and Ray: Mick!
Barry: that's what you get for trying to kill my best friend!
Cisco: I'm your best friend!
Barry: not anymore!
Mick falls to the ground and dies
Barry: Matias let's go back to central city!
Ray: not if we can prevent it!
Oliver: I'm sorry but you can't prevent it
Oliver shoots at Ray the arrow he shot at him in the 17th episode of the 3rd season of Arrow
Ray: damn it! My suit doesn't work!
Oliver: You guys go to central city! Supergirl, Thea and i will stop them!
Barry and i go back to central city with Barry's powers and we go to Star Labs
Me: help! Cisco, Diggle, Sara and Ray are trying to kill me if i don't apologize to them!
Team Flash: what?!
Barry: that's true! I killed Mick to save his life and now Oliver and Supergirl are in Star city trying to stop Cisco, Diggle, Sara and Ray
A portal appears in my feet, i fall into it and i appear in the backyard of my house (and Barry and Iris') where Cisco, Diggle, Sara and Ray prepare to crucify me and Sara puts me in the cross while Cisco and Ray put their hands in mine
Sara: last chance. Apologize to us or die!
Me: I'll never apologize to you after badmouthing my parents and being unfairly angry at Barry!
Sara: well you asked for it
Sara nails my hands and feet
Me: ahhhh!
Cisco, Diggle, Sara and Ray put the cross standing
Me: well that's not how i imagined my death but I'm still glad for doing what i did
The door that takes to the backyard falls off and Barry, Oliver and Supergirl get out of it
Barry: Oliver, Supergirl let's rescue Matias
Sara: not if we can prevent. Get them!
Supergirl: I'll rescue Matias!
Supergirl flies to the cross where I'm being crucified and destroys the cross with her eye lasers
Supergirl: Matias since I'm super strong this will hurt more than normal
Supergirl removes the nail Sara used to nail my right hand
Me: ahhhhhhh!
Supergirl removes the rest of the nails and Ray points a Kryptonite weapon in his Atom suit at Supergirl
Ray: you'll die for trying to help Matias escape!
Oliver: Hey Atom! [He shows his bow] take that!
Oliver shoots an explosive arrow at Ray, the arrow explodes and Ray dies
Supergirl: let's take Matias to the medical room in Star Labs!
Barry stabs Cisco's chest and Cisco dies, Oliver shoots an arrow at Diggle's chest and Diggle dies, Supergirl breaks Sara's neck and Sara dies and Barry, Oliver, Supergirl and i go back to Star Labs and they put me in the bed
Me: guys thank you for saving me
Barry: don't need to thank us. We'll do that again if it's necessary
The end